WEST COAST EXPRESS

The only Canuck you’ll see on this tour is your friendly Canadian guide—though he does have Brendan Morrison in his phone, so basically hockey royalty by association (googles “West Coast Express and Canucks…”)

This is our most epic tour, taking you all the way out to the rugged, wild west coast of North Vancouver Island. You’ve got two awesome options:

Option one: Head to “San Jo” (that’s what the locals call it), a beach so beautiful it made a “Top 50 Beaches in the World” list. No big deal.
Option two: Cruise out to Grant Bay for rolling waves, soft sand, and serious off-brand Hawaii vibes—without the airfare.

Either way, it’s a full-on, 8-hour day of beach bliss, big ol’ trees, salty air, and probably a thrilling encounter with a logging truck that definitely thinks it owns the road.

So pack your snacks, your sense of adventure, and maybe a change of socks—this could be the best day of your life (or at least the best Tuesday you've had in a while).

This epic road trip kicks off at $450 to book, with each additional partner-in-adventure just $100 (max of 4 brave souls total). Included: round-trip travel to the glorious West Coast, your trusty local guide, a packed lunch, and enough water to keep you hydrated and mildly annoyed at bathroom stops. Delightful road trip banter is free—music control, however, is a premium add-on and subject to intense negotiations (or goes to best tipper).